I loved this assignment because it really got to the crux of Los Angeles.... getting places. Whether it be sleeping your way to the top or driving from your home to the home of the person you need to sleep your way to the top with, getting places in this city is challenging.
My commute to work every day involves two turns. One off of my street , and one into the parking lot of the office I work in. That's right, I live off of the same street I work on. It is a 4.6 mile commute! And somehow you can't imagine the shit that I go through in those mere 4.6 miles on one street. I am late to work. Every. Day. Fired!
* Statistics teacher. I really mean my statistics teacher.
- I see 0.75 men being assholes in/with their cars.
- I see 0.5 fat people. (I guess that means I see one regular sized person).
- On days I do my make-up in the car, I am 50% more likely to nearly rear-end someone.