Because only losers in house clogs ride the train
There are no rules in bed.
Except when you're playing scrabble.
Oil of Olay super hydrating overnight cream
with Rejuvinating Moisture Nodules.
Women fear aging.
In Egypt lies the Sphinx.
7 ounces of this stuff cost about 15 bucks.
Encase your face in mystery.
Now is the time to put away childish things...
And buy yourself an exclusive 14 carat diamond ring from Fey & Co.
Because hello kitty toast doesn't sparkle. Never has. Never will.
You sniviling, immature, vagina toting fucktard. Get your priorities straight.
ECONOMICAL USE OF SPACE.
Iron wrought boxy looking things from CB2! Um.
Horizontal aluminum Mini blinds with 1" slats from Eddie Z's.
Breakfast and cleavage will never look the same.*
* don't worry, as with all my print work, I used a body double. my number two slogan for the above image was:
Raise your bosom and spread your legs.
but i thought it was too patriotic.