He is made of Splenda because it is LA's favorite thing that isn't real.Aside from boobs of course (I couldn't make a man of boobs, try as I might).
Splenda-Man's best friend is Coke-Zero-Man.
Splenda-Man is known for being super sweet, but completely fake. Yes, Splenda-man is akin to Jessica Simpson. Way to go Splenda-Man- LA loooooovvvveeeessssss you.